June 9, 2014

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Obama to free Gitmo terrorist ‘because he took up yoga’

If you thought President Obama’s release of five top Taliban commanders in exchange for POW Bowe Bergdahl was bad, wait until you see what his Gitmo parole board plans.

Desperate to empty the Guantanamo Bay prison by the end of his term, Obama quietly is giving “get out of jail free” cards for the flimsiest of excuses.

One al Qaeda suspect captured in Afghanistan is considered reformed because he took up yoga and read a biography of the Dalai Lama. Another is eligible for release because of his “positive attitude.”

And one longtime detainee, a former bodyguard for Osama bin Laden, is now harmless because he’s going to start a “milk and honey farm.”

The above is an excerpt from: Obama to free Gitmo terrorist ‘because he took up yoga’ | New York Post.

Really?!?!?!? In my professional opinion, based on decades of dealing with the criminally-inclined, it is highly unlikely an Al Qaeda terrorist is going to practice yoga and be a non-threat to the U.S. simply because he spent a few years at “Club Gitmo.” But what do you think? Can terrorists be reformed? If so, would you want one living next door? Let me know.

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May 20, 2014

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Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM

A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

The above is an excerpt from: Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM | The Smoking Gun.

Not only did Mr. Hutton attempt to have sex with an ATM, he was escorted from the bar after parading around naked inside and told to sit at a wooden picnic table. Never missing an opportunity to score some action, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sex with the picnic table. No word on whether or not the picnic table will be pressing charges.

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February 20, 2014

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Four Signs It’s Time To Quit Your Job

I was reading some articles on the web this morning, came across this and thought it worth sharing because I now know that I once spent much longer at a job that was bringing me down than I ever should’ve. Maybe you have as well.

The following is an excerpt from: 4 Signs It’s Time to Quit Your Job. To see the complete article and read the descriptions assigned to each of the signs listed below, hit the link.

4 Signs It’s Time To Quit Your Job

“Keeping work life separate from your personal life can be difficult. What’s going on at the office inevitably seeps into our private life—for better or worse.

When life at the office gets bad it can impact everything in your life, whether you realize it or not. And knowing when it’s time to walk away from a job can be tough to do. After all, the labor market isn’t exactly thriving at the moment. But there are signs that it’s time to plan your exit strategy and move on.”

Sign No.1: You Don’t Feel Well.

Sign No.2: Your personal life is in disarray.

Sign No.3: You have become moody, impatient, depressed, angry or negative.

Sign No.4: Your job no longer aligns with your goals.

In my case, three of the four signs listed above applied to me. I was so stressed out, depressed and negative, my physical health was suffering. And I wasn’t getting anywhere in terms of career or personal growth. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t want to give up on most anything, which isn’t always the best course of action. Sometimes the best thing to do is just cut your losses and move on. I did and am happy to report that the grass actually was greener on the other side of the fence.

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February 4, 2014

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Man’s Ear Bitten Off During Super Bowl Party

A Super Bowl party turned bloody last night when a New York State man allegedly bit off part of his brother’s ear during a booze-fueled melee, according to investigators.

Sean Fallon-Nebbia was arrested early today and charged with felony assault in connection with the attack inside a Rochester home. Fallon-Nebbia, 27, is locked up in lieu of $15,000 bond.

Police allege that Fallon-Nebbia (seen at right) tangled with his brother Frank during a post-game scrum that escalated into a brutal assault. Fallon-Nebbia allegedly punched his younger sibling in the face several times, knocking him unconscious. He also chomped down on his brother’s right ear.

The bite was so severe that an emergency room doctor told Rochester cops that Fallon-Nebbia’s brother was “permanently disfigured” and that “the victim’s ear will not be the same again.”

The above is an excerpt from: Man’s Ear Bitten Off During Super Bowl Party | The Smoking Gun.

And how did the fight break out? It seems they were “hugging and wrestling”, telling one another how much they loved each other.

The moral of this sad story? Never wrestle drunk with someone who loves you.

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February 4, 2014

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100 chickens discovered in small SUV during Grand Island traffic stop

A police officer making a traffic stop early Friday found nearly 100 chickens in a small sports utility vehicle.

The officer had pulled the driver over just before 1 a.m. for driving without headlights on, said Grand Island police Sgt. Bud Edwards.

When the officer approached the 2004 Nissan SUV to visit with the driver, he noticed “a couple of chickens sitting on the back seat,” Edwards said.

The birds had apparently escaped from a “makeshift cage” in the back of the vehicle, he said.

About 50 of the chickens in the cage were dead, he said.

The driver has been charged with second-offense driving under the influence and second-offense driving during suspension.

The above is an excerpt from: 100 chickens discovered in small SUV during Grand Island traffic stop – Omaha.com.

The moral of this sad story? If you’re going to drive drunk, it is advisable to leave your chickens at home.

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